I recently came upon an advertisement for your product and was amazed.
I would like to personally thank you for ending what has been one of the most harrowing aspects of operating a moving vehicle; the purchase of gas. For too long, I have been forced to navigate a complicated series of levers, dials, buttons, and switches to refuel. This has exhausted me sometimes to the point of lightheadedness (although the doctors keep telling me it is because I position my nose inches above the gas valve while its filling so that I can enjoy the pleasant petrol-rich aroma, but really, what do doctors know?)
Considering that most of the reason that I pull into a gas station has less to do with needing gas and more to do with needing a break from all that thinking that driving requires, you can understand my appreciation. I am now able to check out and fill up at the same time. Your innovation even surpasses the automatic fuel shut-off at the pump, since, while overfilling and dumping gas on the ground at a gas station is mildly dangerous, its mostly a problem for smokers, and in the end, they are gonna die anyway. You'd think they would prefer the exciting, fiery conflagration of a gas station blaze to the slow, wheezy suffocation of emphysema. Smokers- you can thank Auto-Shut Off Inventor for stealing your Out-With-A-Bang glory.
Speedpass Inventor, I salute you. Now, I can focus on what really matters. Televison.
2 comments:
I don't get how speedpass is better. was sliding the credit card in and out that hard? who wants even bulkier keys? I must say, though that if it were possible to go the grocery store, load up a cart, transfer to bags, then walk out the door while some sensor-thing "scans" your purchases without having to stop, that would be freaky/awesome. The same could work for gas in the way that tolls are paid. It beams the total to your windshield and charges that shiite.
they are working on a gun thingy that you carry around with you while you grocery shop, so you can scan all of your items as you go instead of waiting in line, like a bridal registry. speedpass is lame. and I don't mean shiny fabric.
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