Monday, August 20, 2007

They MITE be useful

I was watching a picture on the tele, as I am want to do, and saw an episode of Survivorman where he used the smoke from a burning termite mound to heal his ever worstening foot fungus. He then listed number of uses for termite mounds. A quick Google search found even more. And so, I have decided to pit the Amazonian termite mound against the All-American all-around wonder. Avon's Skin So Soft.

Skin-So-Soft (SSS)-Cleans ink from skin.
Termite Mound (TM)-Cleans sores from skin.

SSS-Removes chewing gum from hair, skin and most non-porous surfaces.
TM-Removes goiters.

SSS- Scent repels mosquitoes.
TM- Smoke repels jaguars.

I think we have a clear winner. Who wants gum on their seat? GUM!?!

1 comment:

AndyWebs said...

Uh, yeah. I hate it when mosquitoes bite me, but I think I would hate it even more if a jaguar bit me.

I vote for termite mound.