I was watching a picture on the tele, as I am want to do, and saw an episode of Survivorman where he used the smoke from a burning termite mound to heal his ever worstening foot fungus. He then listed number of uses for termite mounds. A quick Google search found even more. And so, I have decided to pit the Amazonian termite mound against the All-American all-around wonder. Avon's Skin So Soft.
Skin-So-Soft (SSS)-Cleans ink from skin.
Termite Mound (TM)-Cleans sores from skin.
SSS-Removes chewing gum from hair, skin and most non-porous surfaces.
TM-Removes goiters.
SSS- Scent repels mosquitoes.
TM- Smoke repels jaguars.
I think we have a clear winner. Who wants gum on their seat? GUM!?!
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Uh, yeah. I hate it when mosquitoes bite me, but I think I would hate it even more if a jaguar bit me.
I vote for termite mound.
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