Monday, December 31, 2007

Gifting

I love Christmas. I love the idea of gift giving, not because of the presents that you receive, but because of the thought and care that went into that purchase. I enjoy giving gifts much more than getting them, especially for people that I know well. I will spend hours on the internet, hunting for things that I think they might like. This year, an ad for Mystery Science Theater 3000 caught my eye. It was a TV show on Comedy Central in the 90's, where this guy and two robots that he built watch and make fun of old, bad movies. The guy and robots part is weird, but the comments are hilarious.
When I saw the ad, I remembered that my Mom had loved that show, even so far as the have a "MST3K" pin on her purse. I bought her one DVD of it which included "Manos: Hands of Fate" and "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" - fitting for the holiday. I gave it to her, and when she opened it, she looked confused.

me- "Remember! Remember how you loved that! Remember the pin you had!

her, with confused look on her face - "Are you sure this is for me?

I was stunned. And confused myself. The only thing worse than getting someone a bad present is getting them a present that you think embodies them, and then finding out that maybe you have been talking to some other Mom your whole life, cause this Mom has no idea where you would have come up with some like that.

We decided to watch "Manos: Hands of Fate", voted by many as the worst movie every made. Many are right. It was awful. The story was not too bad, but the acting was excruciating. There were painfully long pauses between dialog and scenes that made no sense to the story. Luckily, a guy and some robots were tearing it to bits. Larry, Mom and I were cracking up, Mom and I so much that we cried. When the movie ended, Mom said "Maybe I did have that pin!" You know that sound of air deflating from a balloon? Mom's declaration sounded like that in reverse. Order in the universe is restored. I am not crazy- but Mom may be losing it.


Yesterday, Mom sent me an email. A guy from her work looks alot like Torgo, the main character from the movie, a creepy hillbilly looking dude. She sent me this story about him:


This same guy, John, is sort of "special", not retarded, but maybe a little "different". He looks sort of like a serial killer, since he doesn't always respond when you say hello, and just STARES at you! Creepy!! He doesn't drive, but I've seen his dad at the store occasionally to pick him up after his shift, which ends at 6:30 am. Sometimes, he walks home from work too.

John said one day, he was walking home from work- this was the Sunday before Christmas, and a woman in a red truck pulled into the school parking lot near where he was walking. She came up to him and said "merry Christmas" to which he replied the same.
She said "I see you walking every morning on my way to work". John told her that he works at Genuardi's night shift, and he is coming home after work. She asked him if a bike would make his trip easier, to which he replied it would.

This woman's husband was coming up behind her with a new bike, and together they said "Merry Christmas" to John, presenting him with a brand new bike along with a headlight, chain and helmet.

VERY COOL STORY!!

I took his pic with the bike, and plan to send it to the local paper, hoping it inspires other to give from their hearts!!!



I know its sappy, but it made me tear up when I read it. It just proves that you don't have to know someone that well to know exactly what they want.

Mom- you're welcome! We can watch "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" next year.

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Merry Christmas

Merry Belated Christmas, everyone!

I hope you all had good visits with family and a relaxing time off of work. Larry and I spent almost a week in PA and while we had a good visit, we are glad to be home. Now we can all focus on the New Year and all those resolutions that we are going to make and break.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

For the Full Effect, Just Add BenGay

While in Paris, I bought some candies that sounded interesting.

Violet flavored candies! How exotic! I didn't open them until about a week after I got home. The flavor had a familiar quality. It tasted like a Grandma smells. Not your Grandma, I am sure she smells lovely, but a foreign, random Grandma - one that wears sock garters and steals coffee cups from the Denny's. It was horrible. The smell lingered on my breath for over an hour before I ate something else just to cover it up. I told Larry and he swore that there was no way he would try it. When he got home, I showed him the tin, and he tried one. He then spent the next few hours tormenting me with his disgusting breath. Nothing is hotter than when your husband smells like an old lady.

Best part of all, I actually bought two tins. One of you will be getting a wonderful gag gift, literally.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Day 3 - Musee de Cluny, Saint Chappelle


On Sunday morning, we woke up early (around 7:30AM) and began to get ready for the day. The bathroom in our room was small, and the bathing area was a really small tub, with the bottom molded as a seat for your bottom and sprayer to rinse yourself off. I got in and realized that they didn't provide washcloths with our towels. Larry suggested and I accepted the offer to use an extra clean sock as my washcloth. There is a picture, but I will only be sharing that with certain special people (you know who you are).

We finished getting ready and headed out for the day. Our goal was to had petit dejuener (breakfast) at a nice cafe before starting the day. We walked up and past the Pantheon, and down a bunch of side streets. The city was very, almost eerily quiet and we found it hard to find a cafe. We eventually found one, sat in the front by the windows, and had our breakfast of croissants, baguette, orange juice and cafe au lait. It was tasty and relaxing.

We stopped by our hotel to grab our gear for the day and headed down to the Musee National du Moyen Age or its more common name, the Musee de Cluny. The museum is made up of two parts, the Hotel de Cluny, a residence built in the 1300's and the third century Gallo-Roman baths that the hotel was built on top of. The Hotel houses medival art and artifacts. Its most notable item is the tapestries of the Lady and the Unicorn, which are 6 tapestries depicting the five senses and free will.

I had been to the Musee de Cluny before and had thought that one of my favorite things in Paris had been there, but we had walked through the entire museum and had not seen it. There was a section that was closed, and so I asked the security guards int he museum why it was closed. The strike was the cause, but it was going to open at 1 Pm. At this point it was 11:30Am, so we decided to leave, get some lunch and then go back to see the "Chapelle".

We walked down the street to La Creperie de Cluny and had crepe meals that were served in bowls. I had Bonne Femme, which consisted of a buckwheat crepe (galette), ham, cheese, and bechamel sauce. It was delicious. I don't remember exactly what Larry had, but it had ratatouille in it and he was happy.

After lunch, we headed back to the Musee de Cluny and went straight to see the Chappelle. It is a very small room in the museum, but the intricacy of the ceiling just blows me away. We finished visiting the rest of the newly opened wing and then headed out.

We headed back onto Ile de la Cite, and headed toward Saint Chappelle. The chapel is located inside the walls of the Palis de Justice. We went through security where the English directions instructed us to put our bag on the "travelator" for x-ray scanning. Once inside, we headed over and purchased tickets for Saint Chappelle. The woman at the ticket booth confirmed that we spoke English then instructed us to hurry in, as a tour in English had just started. We found the tour guide, a dishevaled woman in her mid-thirties, wearing a strange combination of leggings, a long flowy skirt, ankle boots, sweaters and an oversized coat. Her hair was frizzy and looked as though it had hastily being put in a loose bun. She reminded me of Helena Bonham Carter. She knew a ton about Saint Chappelle and was making cute witty jokes about the royalty of the time. Saint Chappelle had been built by Louis IX, who built it to house the relics of Jesus Christ that he had collected to prove his worth as King to the people of France, and more importantly to prove Paris's position as the most important city in Europe. The relics included the Crown of Thorns and a piece of the cross that Jesus as crucified on.

You enter on the lower level of the chapel in the Lower Chapel, which was used by the common people as a place to worship. It is dark, and the walls are covered with elaborate paintings made to look like draped cloth. Taking the set of spiral stairs up, you enter the Upper or Royal Chapel, where the relics were displayed and the King and his court came to worship. The stained glass is beautiful and overwhelming. Our tour guide gave a detailed description of the intentions behind all of the ornate wall coverings and stained glass. From the bottom of the room working up on the walls were images of the common people and sculptures of different flora and fauna for each bay. The upper wall, mostly made of stained glass, depicted books of the bible. Spanning across the lower and upper walls were sculptures of the Kings of France as disiples (conveying that the Kings are both earthly and heavenly). I was amazing at how much this woman knew and how interested I was in learning the history. There was symbolizism and intention with every single decoration, all meant to drive home the point that King Louis and the line of French kings were direct descendants of Jesus Christ. When the tour was over, the guide informed us that she was a student studying art history and that these tours were the way she made her living.

We tipped the tour guide, finished up at Saint Chapelle and headed out to the Marche aux Oiseaux (bird market) which is set up every Sunday where a flower market usually stands. Here you can purchase birds, cages and feed. Larry and I considered buying a bird as a pet for the week and letting it go before we left, but decided that we didn't want to waste money on a bird that we would have to take care of and then just let go. Instead, we bought roasted chestnuts from a vendor using a coffee can full of coals, a pizza pan and a shopping cart as his food stand. They were warm and yummy on a cold day.

We headed down to the end of the Ile, to the Pont Nuef, rested for a minute and then trekked across the bridge to the right bank of the Seine. We wandered the streets and ended up accidentally at Saint Eustache. It was getting dark out and it was very difficult to see inside, but Larry was still very impressed at how massive the church was. We went back out into the streets, walking through the Les Halles section of town and down to the Centre Pompidou, Paris' very heavily contested modern art museum. We had planned on going to see the building, but not the actually art inside. I had been there before, and Larry was not that interested. As these pictures display, it did not make a big impression on us.

We turned onto the Rue de Rivoli, and walked by the Hotel de Ville. We were hungry and decided on dinner at a restaurant called Feria. I had read about an apertif (an alcoholic drink appetizer- these French have something to teach us) that the French drink called kir, which is white wine with a drop of cassis(currant) liquer, so we decided to start with that. It was tasty but not too dissimilar from standard white wine. We had burgers with some kind of Alsacian cheese and fries. We then had creme brulee for dessert. Delicious!

We continued on to Auld Alliance, a Scottish pub that had I visited almost daily during my first visit to Paris, due to its English speaking bartenders, beer and proximity to the youth hostel I was staying at. When Larry and I got there, it was about half full. We ordered beers and sat down. My stomach started hurting and I figured that I had just over eaten, but it did not make me very interested in drinking. Larry had a few more beers while I nursed mine. After about an hour, we decided to head home. It had started raining while we were in the bar and now it was pouring, so we put on the rain gear that we had brought and walked the 20 minute walk back to the hotel in the pouring rain.

We got back and fell asleep and about an hour later, I woke up and felt awful. It was the same type of feeling I had had in Dallas a few weeks earlier and I believe was food poisoning. I spent the rest of the night with many trips to the bathroom and spent some time sleeping on the bathroom floor. I kept Larry up, worrying about me and our plans for the rest of the week. I finally started to feel good enough to go to bed around 5:30.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Don't Get Sushi from the Grocery Store or An Explanation of the Obvious

On the heels of Amanda's words of wisdom, I have another gem of knowledge. Grocery store sushi, while being a poor, poor substitute for real sushi, can also make you really sick. I had yet another night of fitful tossing in bed, and subsequent tossing in the toilet. I finally fell asleep at 8:30 this morning.

This is the third bout of some type of food poisoning that I have had in a little over a month. I am not sure exactly what is going on here, but I think that my stomach has realized that I am getting older. When I was a kid, I could eat bags of chips and five ice cream sandwiches at a sitting and be hungry still. I remember bugging my mom for snacks until she would say "Gorge and puke". I have always remarked at how happy hearing that made me, since I did the gorging, but not the puking.

Maybe I have a really slow metabolism and it has just taken 20 years for my stomach to revolt.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

It's Christmas!

One winter, when I was around 10 and my brother was around 3, we came downstairs, climbed on the couch facing backwards and watched out the front window in amazement. It had snowed! The sight of which caused my brother to exclaim, "It's Christmas!" It was so sweet to hear such excitement in his voice, and even though he didn't open any presents that day, you could not convince him otherwise. It was Christmas and thats all there was to it.

Thanks for that memory, my little bubber! Everyday it snows, I think of you.

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Day 2 - Arrive in Paris, Notre Dame


After landing and making our way through baggage claim and Passport security, we faced the first challenge of the day. The city of Paris was in the grips of a transportation strike, the second in a month. This strike had started on Tuesday, and it was now Saturday, with no signs of it ending. The original plan was to take the RER B train to Luxembourg station, about 2 blocks from our hotel. I had done some research and there were a few options for us, taxi (55 Euros) or bus. We found the Air France bus station and bought tickets (14Euros each). The bus was already there and was being loaded, so we rushed to get our stuff on and climb aboard. They loaded the luggage of the man behind us, but we were the last two allowed on the bus. They unloaded the man's luggage and he had to wait for the next bus.

The busride into the city was a little crazy, since so many more people were forced to drive instead of using public transportation. After about 45 minutes, we arrived at the Gare Montparnasse train station. We had been told that we could take a taxi from the station to our hotel. We double checked in the station that the Metro was not running (it was not) and decided to look for a taxi stand. After wandering around for a few minutes, we figured that we would start walking towards the hotel and look for taxis on the way. The walk took us through the streets of Paris and Luxembourg Gardens. After walking a mile, dragging our bags behind us, we arrived at the Hotel Cluny Sorbonne, in the Latin Quartier. We checked in, dropped our stuff off and went back out into the streets. It was about 1 PM.

We decided to walk the streets of the Latin Quartier, which was on my planned list of things to do. The Latin Quartier has tons of restaurants and shops. I have also just learned from a quick hit on Wikipedia that it was named the Latin Quartier after the Latin language that was spoken at the universities there in the Middle Ages. Thanks Internet!

I used my spidey sense to remember where the best creperie in town was from my previous stint in Paris. I just wandered around, I believe with my hands out- although I have no idea how this helped- and would turn down this street or that, until I found where the crepe cart used to be. It was no longer there, but a permanent installation was in its place. We had our first of many crepes, both of us getting ham, egg and cheese. Delicious!

We decided to head down to Notre Dame, which is located on Ile de la Cite, the larger of the two island in the Seine that were the original heart of the city. It's a beautiful building and has a larger open square in front of it that allows you to see it from afar and get good pictures of it. In the Middle Ages, small, shack-like homes surrounded Notre Dame and filled this square. We toured the inside and walked around the garden behind it. We decided against paying to go up in the tower.

Instead, we headed off of the Ile to the left bank of the river. We walked through the section of town that I had stayed in when I did my 6 week summer study abroad in college. We walked to Hotel de Sully and the Place des Vosges, which is the oldest square in Paris. We stayed for a minute, then turned around and began our walk back to the hotel. We stopped by the grocery store and picked up a few bottles of wine. As we walked back across the bridge toward the hotel, we had this very French moment. We got back to the hotel at around 6:30PM, laid down on the bed for a second and passed out. I woke up at 10Pm and was so confused as to how it was 10AM and still dark outside. I figured the time difference out, woke Larry up and we decided that we should eat dinner. We headed out to Le Bistrot 30', where we had Burgundy Beef stew and a bottle of Beaujolis Nouveau, which is a bottled version of the 2007 new Beaujolis wine. They celebrate the release of this wine with a week long festival, which had been the week before we got there, so Beaujolis Nouveau was everywhere.

We left the restaurant and headed back to "our" creperie. I had a Nutella and banana crepe, which is artery-clogging bliss and Larry had one with sugar and lemon juice, which is refreshing and tasty. We went back to the hotel and crashed.

There is a god!

American Gladiators is returning!